Days until restraining order is lifted: 17
I was almost beat down for talking to some guy at the store the other day. The guy was older, early 50's-ish, but he was totally hot and he looked like Alan Rickman. He was standing in front of me in line and I told him I thought he looked nice and we were chatting a bit. And then this woman came out of nowhere and started screaming at me for flirting with her husband. I swear I thought she was going to punch me. We were just talking, it's not like I asked him out or anything, and the man was not wearing a wedding ring. And when I pointed this out to her, she started screaming at him for not wearing his wedding ring. (If this is her normal behavior, I understand why he wasn't wearing the ring.) I feel bad for this man with his harpy of a wife. Sorry I got you in trouble bro.
You need to stop hitting on older guys. It always seems to end badly for you.
ReplyDeleteShut up Dima. Nobody asked you.
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