I know I haven't updated in forever. I do have sort of a mega post I'm working on about everything that's happened lately, I'v just been too lazy to type it all up and get it posted. But anyway this happened today and I thought it was hilarious and figured I'd share it before I forget what happened.
I had to go to The Store today to pick up Ryker after his shift. He was buying some stuff and we and a few employees were standing around. I said to Ryker: "I should fill out an application. You think they'd re-hire me? They'd probably laugh me out the door."
One of the workers asked why and my reply was: "I used to work here for five years until I had a mental breakdown and tried to commit suicide. Then I ended up stalking one of the managers. Ryker tells me they've added no stalking to the employee handbook. You should talk to Minerva, I'm sure she'd have some stories for you." That woman gave me the most WTF expression I've ever seen in my life, it was absolutely hilarious.
