Wednesday, January 29, 2014

School

Days until restraining order is lifted: 52

I've made it through my first couple of weeks of school in one piece.  No panic attacks or fainting.  I've even made a couple of friends.  And reconnected with an old friend of mine who I used to work with at The Store.  She asked if I was still working there.  I said I wasn't and told her everything that happened.  She said that was just like them to do that to someone.

Another Store related point: it is January 29th and I still have not received my W2s.  They have to be out by the 31st.  They only have two days left, what the hell is taking so long?  They usually give them out mid-January.  I wouldn't put it past them to keep my papers from me out of spite.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Letter to David Part 2

Days until restraining order is lifted: 53

I made this awesome card to mail to David when the restraining order expires.  On the front it says, "Thinking of you..." and on the inside "...reminds me to check the expiration date of the restraining order."  Hilarious, right?  It'll be perfect.  I just need to go and buy some cardstock to print it on and it will be all set.  I've written him a letter to go along with it.  I like to think it's slightly less crazy than the last one I posted on here.

David,

     I am so sorry for everything that happened.  I did not intend for things to go as far as they did.  I thought you were attractive and went about it the wrong way (obviously).  I knew nothing would happen between us but it was fun flirting with you.  I am sorry if I made you uncomfortable or frightened you or your family, it was not my intention.  I'm sorry.
     Thank you for saving my life.  Stacy may have been the one to pull me from the road but it was what you said that stopped me from jumping in front of the next car that came by.  You probably don't believe me but I did name my godson after you, Darrien Howard Thomas Aksin Stalin.  I also want to thank you for filing the restraining order.  My inability to purchase a gun has kept me alive thus far.  Thank you.
     I'm sorry for everything and I hope you can forgive me.

Wishing You the Best,
October

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Two More Months

Days until restraining order is lifted: 59

Only two more months until my restraining order is lifted.  Yay!  Then I can put in my application for a gun.  I can hardly wait.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Snape's Birthday/Names

Days until restraining order is lifted: 72

Guess what day it is?  Severus Snape’s 54th birthday.  He’s like only my favorite character ever.  Snape is totally hot.  I love Alan Rickman, he was absolutely perfect as Snape.  Yeah, in case you haven’t figured it out I’m a huge Harry Potter fan.  In fact some of the names I’ve picked out for my children (should I ever have any) are from Harry Potter.  And most of the other names are from books as well.

My favorite names:
Bellatrix Sophia Annette - (Harry Potter) (not from anything) (originally it was supposed to be for my friend but then I just fell in love with the name)
Severus Deveraux - (Harry Potter) (The Heir Trilogy)
Gideon Sebastian - (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) (The Alchemist’s Son Series)
Sullivan Lysander - (not really from anything) (Harry Potter) as a bonus the name itself means “Dark-eyed Lion Man”
Dorian Leander - (The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd) (The Heir Trilogy)
I also really like the name Rochester (Jane Eyre) but I don't know what to pair it with.

Yeah my children with be rich with  literary references.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Voloyda's Craziness Part 18

Days until restraining order is lifted: 74

Voloyda was arrested the other day for public drunkenness.  Now usually I’d be happy with any misfortune that befalls him, but I dislike the police more than I dislike him (at least in this particular situation); so for this time I’m inclined to side with Voloyda.  Apparently Voloyda was hanging out at his cousin’s house, drinking and playing football.  The football was thrown over the fence into the alley so Voloyda stepped into the alley to retrieve it.  The cops were in the alley and arrested him for public drunkenness.  Now I’m all for the police cracking down on drunks and everything, but arresting someone for taking a few steps off private property to retrieve a football seems like a clear abuse of power, especially when public drunkenness is usually met with a citation and not an arrest.