Days until restraining order is lifted: 173
Humane Society training tomorrow morning. They'll be showing me where everything is, introducing me to the animals, and showing me how to do everything. I'm so excited. I get to meet all kinds of cute doggies. It'll be a good fit for me. I always liked animals better than people anyway.
Monday, September 30, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Humane Society
Days until restraining order is lifted: 177
I had my volunteer orientation for the humane society today. I am now an official volunteer. They have so many cute dogs. I want a new doggy.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Facebook Official
Days until restraining order is lifted: 185
Silas and I are now officially dating. It's Facebook official. Voloyda of course saw it, pitched a fit, and threatened to stab him like he "did to Little Ivan." Such a charming man. So since Silas and I started going out my dad threatened to shoot him and Voloyda threatened to stab him. He's quite resilient though, still interested anyway.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Awkward Conversation with David 2
Days until restraining order is lifted: 195
I got a haircut today. Got like 4 inches lopped off. It looks so much better... unlike David's hair after he got it cut. When I was working at The Store David had a haircut that made him look like Alan Rickman. And then he got his hair cut really short and it looked awful and I was very vocal about telling him how bad I thought it looked.
O: What did you do to your hair? It looks horrible.
D: *Shocked look. Sort of like 'I cannot believe you just said that to me.'*
O: I mean... It's not horrible. I didn't mean horrible. It's just different. You look totally fine.
D: You don't have to lie.
O: I'm not lying. It looks fine.
D: You're lying. I can tell. You preferred it when it was longer. I don't look like Alan Rickman anymore.
O: You still look like Alan Rickman. But it was better the way you had it before.
Yet another totally awkward conversation between us. I'm actually amazed he never filed a sexual harassment complaint against me. I was constantly hitting on him. Or insulting him, as the case may be. I'm inclined to agree with my sister that the reason he didn't file a complaint was because he was flattered. I mean really, how often does a married guy in his mid-50's get hit on by a 20-year-old.
I got a haircut today. Got like 4 inches lopped off. It looks so much better... unlike David's hair after he got it cut. When I was working at The Store David had a haircut that made him look like Alan Rickman. And then he got his hair cut really short and it looked awful and I was very vocal about telling him how bad I thought it looked.
O: What did you do to your hair? It looks horrible.
D: *Shocked look. Sort of like 'I cannot believe you just said that to me.'*
O: I mean... It's not horrible. I didn't mean horrible. It's just different. You look totally fine.
D: You don't have to lie.
O: I'm not lying. It looks fine.
D: You're lying. I can tell. You preferred it when it was longer. I don't look like Alan Rickman anymore.
O: You still look like Alan Rickman. But it was better the way you had it before.
Yet another totally awkward conversation between us. I'm actually amazed he never filed a sexual harassment complaint against me. I was constantly hitting on him. Or insulting him, as the case may be. I'm inclined to agree with my sister that the reason he didn't file a complaint was because he was flattered. I mean really, how often does a married guy in his mid-50's get hit on by a 20-year-old.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Titus
Days until restraining order is lifted: 199
My aunt is paying me to clean her house. I blocked the entryway to the kitchen to keep the dog out while I mopped. I turn around and see this.
My aunt is paying me to clean her house. I blocked the entryway to the kitchen to keep the dog out while I mopped. I turn around and see this.
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| And then he looked so sad after I booted him back out. |
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