Sunday, September 8, 2013

Awkward Conversation with David 2

Days until restraining order is lifted: 195

I got a haircut today.  Got like 4 inches lopped off.  It looks so much better... unlike David's hair after he got it cut.  When I was working at The Store David had a haircut that made him look like Alan Rickman.  And then he got his hair cut really short and it looked awful and I was very vocal about telling him how bad I thought it looked.

O: What did you do to your hair?  It looks horrible.
D: *Shocked look.  Sort of like 'I cannot believe you just said that to me.'*
O: I mean... It's not horrible.  I didn't mean horrible.  It's just different.  You look totally fine.
D: You don't have to lie.
O: I'm not lying.  It looks fine.
D: You're lying.  I can tell.  You preferred it when it was longer.  I don't look like Alan Rickman anymore.
O: You still look like Alan Rickman.  But it was better the way you had it before.

Yet another totally awkward conversation between us.  I'm actually amazed he never filed a sexual harassment complaint against me.  I was constantly hitting on him.  Or insulting him, as the case may be.   I'm inclined to agree with my sister that the reason he didn't file a complaint was because he was flattered.  I mean really, how often does a married guy in his mid-50's get hit on by a 20-year-old. 

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