I
went shopping today just to grab a few things and was called a Devil Person for
watching a YouTube video of an Asian man playing the violin. It wasn’t the first time I was called a Devil
Person, but it was the first time it happened for listening to violin
music.
I
was watching the video on my phone (with headphones in) while waiting on the
people in front of me, when the woman behind me just flipped out.
Crazy
Woman: What it that horrible noise?
Me: It’s violin music.
Me: It’s violin music.
CW:
What kind of weirdo listens to violin music?
Me:
Me, apparently.
CW:
(sees who’s playing the violin in the video) He’s Asian! Asian people are the Devil!
Me:
Um… I hardly think so.
CW:
You must stop listening to that Devil music and go to church like a good
Christian.
Me:
Not that it’s any of your business but I’m an atheist.
CW:
You’re one of those Devil People! You
worship Satan, kill children and have gay sex!
Me:
As I said before, I’m an atheist. I don’t
even believe in the Devil. And though it’s
hardly your concern, you’re right about the gay sex. I’m bisexual.
And then she screamed and ran off. It was quite amusing.
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