The Alleyway

I am currently waiting outside of David’s apartment.  He refuses to speak with me and I have been banned from The Store.  So running into him outside of work is basically the only chance I have to deliver the letter I wrote him.  My plan is to hide in the alleyway and jump out and try to get him to hit me with his car.  If he hits me he’ll have to get out and check if he killed me.  It's a win-win.  Either he hits me and I get to deliver the letter I wrote him or he hits me hard enough to kill me and I die and he would still get the letter eventually.  It’s a brilliant plan.