Thursday, June 20, 2013

Preview to Family Reunion

Days until restraining order is lifted: 275

My family reunion is on Saturday and a few of my cousins are staying with us.   My cousin Bonnie can be a lot of fun, especially when she’s drunk.  Last time she got totally hammered and sat on me and wouldn’t get up until I told her she was my favorite aunt.  She’s not even my aunt, she’s my third cousin.  Her husband, Cal, is super hot.  He totally looks like Alan Rickman.  I’m on cookie duty for the reunion.  Tomorrow I have to make 20 dozen cookies.  Bonnie said she’d help out though, so that’s cool.

A bunch of people responded to my Craigslist ad.  Four of the guys seem pretty cool.  I have a date next week with one of them.  We’ll see how it goes. 

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