Here’s a conversation I just had with Voloyda on Facebook.
O: Voloyda why did you mail me this sock?
V: I thought it might cheer you up
O: Why?
V: I found it in David’s garbage
O: Ewww.
O: Why?
V: I found it in David’s garbage
O: Ewww.
O: Ewww
O: That is so unsanitary I don’t even know what to say.
V: That could be his wanking sock.
O: You disgust me. I need to wash my hands.
V: I thought it would make you happy
O: A nasty sock possibly covered in semen that you found in someone’s rubbish?
V: That could be his wanking sock.
O: You disgust me. I need to wash my hands.
V: I thought it would make you happy
O: A nasty sock possibly covered in semen that you found in someone’s rubbish?
O: What is wrong with you?
V: I was just trying to cheer you up. Besides don't you have a bloody band-aid of David's?
O: Possibly.
V: A bloody Band-Aid is way worse than a wanking sock.
O: No it isn’t. Semen is worse than blood.
V: Whatever you say miss evens.
V: I was just trying to cheer you up. Besides don't you have a bloody band-aid of David's?
O: Possibly.
V: A bloody Band-Aid is way worse than a wanking sock.
O: No it isn’t. Semen is worse than blood.
V: Whatever you say miss evens.
V: Did I succeed in cheering you up.
O: No you did not. If you really want to make me happy you would leave me alone.
O: No you did not. If you really want to make me happy you would leave me alone.
O: I’m only planning on being around for another 12 hours and I don’t want to spend them associating with you. Goodbye.
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